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‘G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero’ Episode 14 Recap: Last Jet to Killer Karate College
It's canon: Snake Eyes is a drag queen.
January 20, 2026
‘G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero’ Episode 12 Recap: I Need Gravity!
A parrot and a timber wolf ain't nothing to mess with.
September 16, 2025
‘G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero’ Episode 11 Recap: Man Underboard
This is G.I. Joe looking you dead in the eyes and saying, "You want to get nuts? Let's get nuts."
August 26, 2025
‘G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero’ Episode 10 Recap: I Only Bow for This Moment
Can't camouflage that booty, Zartan.
August 19, 2025
‘G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero’ Episode 9 Recap: The Secret Crevice
Baroness is surrounded by idiots.
July 23, 2025
‘G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero’ Episode 7 Recap: This Homicidal Salad Bowl
Shipwreck. 'Nuff said.
July 3, 2025
‘G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero’ Episode 6 Recap: Snake Is Sneak Spelled Sideways
You see 'Mad Max,' I see the Village People.
July 1, 2025
‘G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero’ Episode 5 Recap: The Consequence of Insolence
... And You Will Know Scarlett by the Trail of Unconscious Cobra Troops
June 27, 2025
‘G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero’ Episode 4 Recap: Mayday for the Mountain
"Where are you going? I've arranged a banquet!"
June 25, 2025
‘G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero’ Episode 3 Recap: Heeere’s Snake Eyes!
No seriously, what does Torpedo get up to when he's on shore leave?
June 19, 2025
