Bizarre Crimes 28: Can’t Be Helped, Young Lady
The killing has to happen whether it's dignified or not.
Heistoween Day 28: When Chucky Picked a Fight With Rick Steiner on WCW Monday Nitro
Chucky showed up, ran his mouth, and became part of the problem.
‘Twin Peaks’ 3×16 Recap: One Hundred Percent
Laura Dern is burning like a candle by now, like a fuse on a rocket.
‘Survivor’ 51×05 Recap: “Not Here to Get a Pedicure”
Is it Lenaya, Leneigha, Lanayuh or Luneighah?
You Can’t See Everything: Documentaries and What They’re For
The goal is not to portray objective truth, because in a film like this, that's impossible.
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HEISTOWEEN
Heistoween Day 26: Every Gene Belcher Halloween Costume, Ranked
When it comes to Halloween, nobody on 'Bob's Burgers' does it quite like Gene Belcher.
Bizarre Crimes 26: The Road Home
For a few moments, 'The Texas Chain Saw Massacre' is the most macabre sitcom you've ever seen.
HORRIFIC HEIST GUIDES
Heist Guide: John Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’
Yes, there are now three films in this franchise that are just called Halloween, and yes it's a little frustrating!
Heist Guide: Halloween Candy
There's a right way and a wrong way to dole out trick-or-treat candy. Ethan Kaye snarks his way through 100% awesome advice!
Heist Guide: Shudder
Put simply, Shudder is the gold standard of horror cinema curation in the streaming age.
CREATURE FEATURES
The Cobra-La Corpus: The Complete History of G.I. Joe’s Weirdest Foes
"That oughta produce a few nightmares."
Why We Keep Returning to Ravenloft
There are few locations in fantasy gaming as instantly recognizable as Castle Ravenloft.
Heistoween Day 24: The Beloved Orange Monster Books That Haunted School Libraries
The Crestwood House Monsters series opened bright orange portals to haunting Hollywood history.
Heistoween Day 23: Tremble In Fear Before the Hotel Transylvania Sponge!
Do not avert your eyes! Look at himmmmmmmmm!
Heistoween Day 22: G.I. Joe vs. Universal Monsters
Finally, Serpentor gets to meet his dad! Well, one of his dads.
Bizarre Crimes 22: Franklin Keeps the Flashlight
The massacre takes its name from this moment, this primal shriek into the darkness, this spray of blood.
Heistoween Day 21: Top 5 Casket Matches in Pro Wrestling History
I think we can all relate to having to fight off a supernatural demonic figure with your dad, can't we?
Long(er) Reads
The Republican Party Is Just Dumb Cobra; or, G.I. Joe Is Quite Liberal, Actually
Honestly, Cobra would be doing a better job right now.
Saints, Bats, and Birds: What’s the Longest Running Comic Series?
Everything you think about long-running comic titles gets an asterisk next to it. There are no easy answers.
‘Cinderella’s Castle’ Is What My Adult Self Needs Right Now
To see a Black Cinderella express her anger through song showed me that it is possible to be kind while also feeling resentful.
Archive Dive
‘Homoti’ Is the Gay Turkish E.T. Rip-Off We Got, Not the One We Deserved
What if E.T. landed in Turkiye, no one gave a shit, and he was also gay?
‘Twin Peaks’ Series Premiere Recap: The Departed
"Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He is the hero, he is everything."
Heist Guide: How To Be A Drag Queen
From beauty to body and beyond, here's everything you need to know to start stunting as a drag queen.
The Best Queer Horror Movies You Haven’t Seen
There's a whole rainbow of horror films to choose from.
