Heistoween Day 9: “The Tale of the Twisted Claw”
"He didn't just trip, it was... the DOG!"
‘Survivor’ 51×03 Recap: “What I’m Smellin’ Is Stinky”
Survivor 51 is firing on all cylinders
‘Twin Peaks’ 3×13 Recap: I’m Not Sure Who I Am, But I’m Not Me
Do you ever get the feeling something isn’t right with Sarah Palmer?
‘V/H/S/Mixtape’ Review: All Killer, No Filler
'V/H/S/Mixtape' brings a bit of polish and gloss to the low-fi franchise.
Mike Flanagan’s ‘Carrie’ Finds New Life in the Social-Media Age
There's nowhere to hide from the cruelty of teenagers.
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HEISTOWEEN
Bizarre Crimes 8: I Think We Just Picked Up Dracula
Polaroid mirroring Polaroid, blood mirroring blood, the fire mirroring the heat of the Sun
Heistoween Day 8: The Sexiest Igor Ever
I'm in love with a monster('s co-creator).
Heistoween Day 7: Drag Queen vs. Aliens
Greys have no souls, and they don't have noses either.
HORRIFIC HEIST GUIDES
Heist Guide: John Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’
Yes, there are now three films in this franchise that are just called Halloween, and yes it's a little frustrating!
Heist Guide: Halloween Candy
There's a right way and a wrong way to dole out trick-or-treat candy. Ethan Kaye snarks his way through 100% awesome advice!
Heist Guide: Shudder
Put simply, Shudder is the gold standard of horror cinema curation in the streaming age.
CREATURE FEATURES
The Cobra-La Corpus: The Complete History of G.I. Joe’s Weirdest Foes
"That oughta produce a few nightmares."
Why We Keep Returning to Ravenloft
There are few locations in fantasy gaming as instantly recognizable as Castle Ravenloft.
How an FMV Puzzle Game From 1993 Made Me a Horror Fan
Those pixels are burned into my brain.
Heistoween Day 10: Happy ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2’ Day!
Let's talk about the Red River Rivalry!
Bizarre Crimes 9: A Disturbing and Unpredictable Day
Capricorn is ruled by Saturn
Bizarre Crimes 6: Just An Old Man Talking
There's them that laughs and knows better.
Heistoween Day 6: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal — The Best of Bad Wrestling
Behold! Pro wrestling's wildest (and silliest) gimmick match!
Fantastic Plastic: The Best Toys of September 2026
From a behemoth to a missing link
Bizarre Crimes 5: Malefic Planets
Their fates are written in the stars.
Heistoween Day 5: Vincent Price for Tilex
Vincent Price just didn't want you to have to deal with those damned mildew nightmares.
Bizarre Crimes 4: Franklin Hardesty’s Bad Day
Franklin is not fine.
Heistoween Day 4: The 5 Best Candies To Get On Halloween
Not all Halloween candy is created equal.
Bizarre Crimes 3: Broadcasts From The End of the World
'The Texas Chain Saw Massacre' is a work of cosmic horror.
Long(er) Reads
The Republican Party Is Just Dumb Cobra; or, G.I. Joe Is Quite Liberal, Actually
Honestly, Cobra would be doing a better job right now.
How an FMV Puzzle Game From 1993 Made Me a Horror Fan
Those pixels are burned into my brain.
Saints, Bats, and Birds: What’s the Longest Running Comic Series?
Everything you think about long-running comic titles gets an asterisk next to it. There are no easy answers.
‘Cinderella’s Castle’ Is What My Adult Self Needs Right Now
To see a Black Cinderella express her anger through song showed me that it is possible to be kind while also feeling resentful.
Archive Dive
‘Homoti’ Is the Gay Turkish E.T. Rip-Off We Got, Not the One We Deserved
What if E.T. landed in Turkiye, no one gave a shit, and he was also gay?
‘Twin Peaks’ Series Premiere Recap: The Departed
"Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He is the hero, he is everything."
Heist Guide: How To Be A Drag Queen
From beauty to body and beyond, here's everything you need to know to start stunting as a drag queen.
The Best Queer Horror Movies You Haven’t Seen
There's a whole rainbow of horror films to choose from.




































