Heistoween Day 19: Underrated ‘Treehouse of Horror’ Segments
I’ve spent most of my life watching Homer die in increasingly inventive ways.
Bizarre Crimes 19: The Third Victim
Those bad horoscopes were not worst case scenarios or warning of possibilities, but prophecies.
‘Survivor’ 51×04 Recap: “That’s the Magic of Survivor”
Well, 'Survivor' can't always be perfect.
‘Twin Peaks’ 3×14 Recap: Sarah Smile
What is happening to Sarah Palmer?
‘The Celebrity Traitors’ Power Rankings: Week 3
Who's primed to make their way to the final round and deliver a knock-out blow?
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HEISTOWEEN
Bizarre Crimes 18: Everything Means Something, I Guess
It's a film about young people in America in 1973 learning that their country doesn't necessarily love them back.
HORRIFIC HEIST GUIDES
Heist Guide: John Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’
Yes, there are now three films in this franchise that are just called Halloween, and yes it's a little frustrating!
Heist Guide: Halloween Candy
There's a right way and a wrong way to dole out trick-or-treat candy. Ethan Kaye snarks his way through 100% awesome advice!
Heist Guide: Shudder
Put simply, Shudder is the gold standard of horror cinema curation in the streaming age.
CREATURE FEATURES
The Cobra-La Corpus: The Complete History of G.I. Joe’s Weirdest Foes
"That oughta produce a few nightmares."
Why We Keep Returning to Ravenloft
There are few locations in fantasy gaming as instantly recognizable as Castle Ravenloft.
‘Whalefall’ Review: A Survival Thriller You’ll Watch with Your Heart in Your Throat
Gurgling masses of flesh, goopy stomach acid, gnarly squid beaks, and the anguish of grief?!
William Catlett and Cameron Scoggins Dissect the Silent Respect Between Their ‘Crystal Lake’ Cops
"I think I have a bit of a chip on my shoulder..."
Heistoween Day 15: All Hail Jack Griffin, Invisible Scamp Supreme
He may be invisible, but he knows how to pull a look together.
Back to Camp: Linda Cardellini and Brad Caleb Kane on the Dark Vibes of ‘Crystal Lake’
"I don't often get to play that amount of rage."
‘The Traitors: New Blood’ Power Rankings: Week 3
Who's most likely to make it out of the castle alive?
‘You Can See Everything’ Review: Nathan Fielder’s Elizabeth Holmes Documentary Is a 2026 Essential
It's cozy, even picturesque, and yet it is instantly, relentlessly unsettling.
Long(er) Reads
The Republican Party Is Just Dumb Cobra; or, G.I. Joe Is Quite Liberal, Actually
Honestly, Cobra would be doing a better job right now.
Saints, Bats, and Birds: What’s the Longest Running Comic Series?
Everything you think about long-running comic titles gets an asterisk next to it. There are no easy answers.
‘Cinderella’s Castle’ Is What My Adult Self Needs Right Now
To see a Black Cinderella express her anger through song showed me that it is possible to be kind while also feeling resentful.
Archive Dive
‘Homoti’ Is the Gay Turkish E.T. Rip-Off We Got, Not the One We Deserved
What if E.T. landed in Turkiye, no one gave a shit, and he was also gay?
‘Twin Peaks’ Series Premiere Recap: The Departed
"Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He is the hero, he is everything."
Heist Guide: How To Be A Drag Queen
From beauty to body and beyond, here's everything you need to know to start stunting as a drag queen.
The Best Queer Horror Movies You Haven’t Seen
There's a whole rainbow of horror films to choose from.
