Bizarre Crimes 8: I Think We Just Picked Up Dracula
Polaroid mirroring Polaroid, blood mirroring blood, the fire mirroring the heat of the Sun
‘Survivor’ 51×03 Recap: “What I’m Smellin’ Is Stinky”
Survivor 51 is firing on all cylinders
‘Twin Peaks’ 3×13 Recap: I’m Not Sure Who I Am, But I’m Not Me
Do you ever get the feeling something isn’t right with Sarah Palmer?
Mike Flanagan’s ‘Carrie’ Finds New Life in the Social-Media Age
There's nowhere to hide from the cruelty of teenagers.
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HEISTOWEEN
Heistoween Day 6: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal — The Best of Bad Wrestling
Behold! Pro wrestling's wildest (and silliest) gimmick match!
HORRIFIC HEIST GUIDES
Heist Guide: John Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’
Yes, there are now three films in this franchise that are just called Halloween, and yes it's a little frustrating!
Heist Guide: Halloween Candy
There's a right way and a wrong way to dole out trick-or-treat candy. Ethan Kaye snarks his way through 100% awesome advice!
Heist Guide: Shudder
Put simply, Shudder is the gold standard of horror cinema curation in the streaming age.
CREATURE FEATURES
The Cobra-La Corpus: The Complete History of G.I. Joe’s Weirdest Foes
"That oughta produce a few nightmares."
Why We Keep Returning to Ravenloft
There are few locations in fantasy gaming as instantly recognizable as Castle Ravenloft.
Heistoween Day 5: Vincent Price for Tilex
Vincent Price just didn't want you to have to deal with those damned mildew nightmares.
Bizarre Crimes 3: Broadcasts From The End of the World
'The Texas Chain Saw Massacre' is a work of cosmic horror.
Heistoween Day 3: The Bones Are Their Money
IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THAT SKELETONS CAME TO LIIIIIIIIIIFE
Bizarre Crimes 2: The Artist in the Graveyard
They have things to say, even if they don't have the words.
Long(er) Reads
The Republican Party Is Just Dumb Cobra; or, G.I. Joe Is Quite Liberal, Actually
Honestly, Cobra would be doing a better job right now.
Saints, Bats, and Birds: What’s the Longest Running Comic Series?
Everything you think about long-running comic titles gets an asterisk next to it. There are no easy answers.
‘Cinderella’s Castle’ Is What My Adult Self Needs Right Now
To see a Black Cinderella express her anger through song showed me that it is possible to be kind while also feeling resentful.
From the Vault
‘Homoti’ Is the Gay Turkish E.T. Rip-Off We Got, Not the One We Deserved
What if E.T. landed in Turkiye, no one gave a shit, and he was also gay?
‘The Prisoner’ Episode 1 Recap: The Man in Black
"Questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself."
Heist Guide: How To Be A Drag Queen
From beauty to body and beyond, here's everything you need to know to start stunting as a drag queen.
The Queer Trailblazers of ‘Are You the One?’ Season 8 Deserve a ‘Family Vacation’-Style Reunion Series
What is better reality television than a reunion between people who had an orgy years ago?
