31 Days of Heistoween Day 12: Can I Survive ‘The Quarry’?
Let's try not to get murdered at summer camp.
‘Survivor’ 51×03 Recap: “What I’m Smellin’ Is Stinky”
Survivor 51 is firing on all cylinders
‘Twin Peaks’ 3×13 Recap: I’m Not Sure Who I Am, But I’m Not Me
Do you ever get the feeling something isn’t right with Sarah Palmer?
‘The Celebrity Traitors’ Power Rankings: Week 2
Which of these UK celebrities is most likely to win the game?
Bizarre Crimes 12: I Wish They Hadn’t Let The Place Fall Apart
There's a rot in here that goes deeper than the wood.
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HEISTOWEEN
Bizarre Crimes 11: I Just Start Doin’ That
It's very telling that Franklin's status as one of horror's most prominent Annoying Characters still holds.
Heistoween Day 11: ‘Scooby Doo! and the Witch’s Ghost’ Is a Classic
You gotta respect a movie that contains Tim Curry's favorite line of dialogue.
Bizarre Crimes 10: The Old Man at the Gas Station
The Old Man wants something different for these kids.
HORRIFIC HEIST GUIDES
Heist Guide: John Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’
Yes, there are now three films in this franchise that are just called Halloween, and yes it's a little frustrating!
Heist Guide: Halloween Candy
There's a right way and a wrong way to dole out trick-or-treat candy. Ethan Kaye snarks his way through 100% awesome advice!
Heist Guide: Shudder
Put simply, Shudder is the gold standard of horror cinema curation in the streaming age.
CREATURE FEATURES
The Cobra-La Corpus: The Complete History of G.I. Joe’s Weirdest Foes
"That oughta produce a few nightmares."
Why We Keep Returning to Ravenloft
There are few locations in fantasy gaming as instantly recognizable as Castle Ravenloft.
‘V/H/S/Mixtape’ Review: All Killer, No Filler
'V/H/S/Mixtape' brings a bit of polish and gloss to the low-fi franchise.
Bizarre Crimes 8: I Think We Just Picked Up Dracula
Polaroid mirroring Polaroid, blood mirroring blood, the fire mirroring the heat of the Sun
Heistoween Day 6: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal — The Best of Bad Wrestling
Behold! Pro wrestling's wildest (and silliest) gimmick match!
Long(er) Reads
The Republican Party Is Just Dumb Cobra; or, G.I. Joe Is Quite Liberal, Actually
Honestly, Cobra would be doing a better job right now.
Saints, Bats, and Birds: What’s the Longest Running Comic Series?
Everything you think about long-running comic titles gets an asterisk next to it. There are no easy answers.
‘Cinderella’s Castle’ Is What My Adult Self Needs Right Now
To see a Black Cinderella express her anger through song showed me that it is possible to be kind while also feeling resentful.
Archive Dive
‘Homoti’ Is the Gay Turkish E.T. Rip-Off We Got, Not the One We Deserved
What if E.T. landed in Turkiye, no one gave a shit, and he was also gay?
‘Twin Peaks’ Series Premiere Recap: The Departed
"Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He is the hero, he is everything."
Heist Guide: How To Be A Drag Queen
From beauty to body and beyond, here's everything you need to know to start stunting as a drag queen.
The Best Queer Horror Movies You Haven’t Seen
There's a whole rainbow of horror films to choose from.
