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Sebastian Deken

Sebastian Deken (he/him) is a writer and musician originally from St. Louis, Missouri. He is the author of Final Fantasy VI (Boss Fight Books, 2021), a critical exploration of the music from the 1994 game of the same name. He received his BA in music and French language and literature at Washington University in St. Louis and his MFA in creative nonfiction writing from Columbia University. He currently lives in Queens, New York, with his husband and two cats.

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2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 24: Amahl and the Night Visitors

This 1951 televised opera is only kind of gone and only kind of forgotten.

December 24, 2025

2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 22: ‘Snowy Bing Bongs Across the North Star Combat Zone’

Through the power of dance, sketch comedy, and posing, three sheep(?) defend their arctic home from an onslaught of invading beach balls.

December 22, 2025

The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 13: I’ll Be Home for Quismoiss

Camilla Cabello sang five words and altered the arc of holiday history.

December 13, 2025

I Love This Cake and Her Gooey Body

My stupid recipe for classic St. Louis gooey butter cake has been Top Secret — but today I'm marking it unclassified.

December 9, 2025

I’m a Slut for Hot Frosty

Give me a nibble of that corn cob pipe.

December 21, 2024

My Special Christmas Tradition Is Googling ‘Jimmy Stewart Dick Size’

Because you and I both know he's swinging some wonderful pipe.

December 11, 2024

The Pop Heist Crew’s 2024 Listening Taste, Wrapped in a Bow

A roundtable discussion (that’s more like a party) amongst Pop Heist writers.

I Want to Boink the Host of a Holiday Baking Show

I want to sugar his plums. Braid his babka. Crinkle his cookies. Brittle his peanuts. Puff his pastry.

December 2, 2024