It's nearly Heistgiving Thanksgiving (in America), and that means one thing (in America): The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, a grotesque yet infinitely entertaining carnival of American culture dragging itself 40+ blocks from New York's Upper West Side to Herald Square.
(American Thanksgiving also involves overeating, fighting with relatives about politics, and white people coming to terms with the genocide and oppression of Native peoples. There's turkey, there's pie, and there's it's complicated.)