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My Special Christmas Tradition Is Googling ‘Jimmy Stewart Dick Size’

Because you and I both know he's swinging some wonderful pipe.

11:00 AM EST on December 11, 2024

It's a Wonderful Life - Jimmy Stewart with his arms spread open wide

The line Jimmy Stewart delivers before this freeze-frame is “I want a BIG one!” Honestly? Same.

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Part of the reason I'd never really watched It's a Wonderful Life is that my father does a very accurate Jimmy Stewart impression. He does it very often and very insistently. He has done this since I was very young. It was funny when I was a child, embarrassing when I was a tween, tiresome when I was a teenager, and by the time I had become an adult, it was background noise that I would really rather do without. Like Maroon 5.

This is all to say: I was over Mr. Stewart and his entire oeuvre before he ever had a chance.