Welcome to the 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar, a daily drop of pop culture Christmas icons, oddities, and joy. Check back every day from now through December 25 for each daily entry!
“Snowy Bing Bongs Across the North Star Combat Zone” is, beginning with its very name, fully ballistic. I mean this in both senses of the word. Calling the humor of the title (and the film itself) “offbeat” is a near-criminal understatement — so “ballistic” — and then there are beach ball projectiles, mostly implied ballistics, from beginning to end.
