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The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 8: Ronald Reagan Selling Cigarettes, But Make it Festive
We wouldn't be giving this ad any attention if Ronald Reagan hadn't become President.
December 8, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 6: Sitcoms Where Santa Is Real
I'm just saying, Stephanie Tanner would be in therapy after what she saw.
December 6, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 5: The Best Christmas ‘SNL’ Sketch
Rascally funny guys with hearts of gold are a staple of holiday comedy.
December 5, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 4: Horny Holidays!
It's perfect for listening to while driving at night to your favorite gathering spot or picking up fast food
December 4, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 3: The 7UP Chainsaw Massacre?
It's the 7UP Spots' world, we're just living in it.
December 3, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 2: A Batman/Santa Claus Crossover Event
It's canon, it's lore, it's real: Santa trained Batman.
December 2, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 1: The Best Christmas Song
There is no one else like Darlene Love.
December 1, 2025
Hallmark Hit or Miss: Let ‘We Met in December’ Warm Your Home Like a Fireplace
This movie is hot — but not like that.
November 27, 2025
Hallmark Hit or Miss: ‘Christmas Above the Clouds’ Is the Air Travel ‘Christmas Carol’ Romcom We Never Knew We Needed
Never offer someone sardines on an airplane.
November 26, 2025
Let’s Watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade! And Post About It Live!
It's the most fun way to avoid cooking.
November 24, 2025
