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Hallmark Hit or Miss: ‘All I Need for Christmas,’ Wherein a Twisted Sibling Rivalry Is Somehow Not the Focus

We need a prequel about Archer and Piper's extravagant and nightmarish childhood.

December 13, 2024

Hallmark Hit or Miss: ‘Leah’s Perfect Gift’ Is Perfectly Pleasant

When will Hallmark families learn that there's no such thing as a perfect Christmas?!

December 13, 2024

The 12 Days of 21st Century Christmas Horrors

Fiiiiive sinisteeeeer saaaaaaints!

December 13, 2024

‘Creature Commandos’ Episode 3 Recap: A Bloody Shower of Limbs

G.I. Robot goes absolutely off on the Sons of Themyscira, blowing them apart in a bloody shower of limbs.

December 12, 2024

Band Aid at 40: Do You Know the Wild Story Behind ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’?

Despite being a holiday season mainstay, the true story of the creation of "Do They Know It's Christmas?" is as unbelievable as it is unknown. Gather round, kids — here's the most fantastical holiday tale ever told.

December 12, 2024

My Special Christmas Tradition Is Googling ‘Jimmy Stewart Dick Size’

Because you and I both know he's swinging some wonderful pipe.

December 11, 2024

Pop Heist’s Gift Guide for Fans of the JFK Assassination

Every family's different, but the one thing we all have in common during the holidays is that we are all concerned about how President John F. Kennedy was killed and the conspiracy behind it. But does it have merch?

December 10, 2024

Hallmark Hit or Miss: ‘Sugarplummed’ Is a Transcendent Celebration of All Things Hallmark

Maggie Lawson plays an uptight lawyer who is shown the magic of Christmas via a chaotically cheerful movie character, played by Janel Parrish.

December 8, 2024

‘Creature Commandos’ Episode 2 Recap: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men

Just as The Bride looks like she's about to get the upper hand, Circe magically changes her arms into wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men (you have to use the entire name).

December 6, 2024