Heistmas Advent Calendar
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 13: I’ll Be Home for Quismoiss
Camilla Cabello sang five words and altered the arc of holiday history.
December 13, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 12: ‘Fairytale of New York’ as You’ve Never Heard It Before
This one goes out to everyone who has a hard time in December.
December 12, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 10: The Dean Martin Christmas Show
So, now you know about The Dean Martin Christmas Show. Wanna watch it with us?
December 10, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 9: “A Christmas Duel”
Forget "Baby It's Cold Outside."
December 9, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 8: Ronald Reagan Selling Cigarettes, But Make it Festive
We wouldn't be giving this ad any attention if Ronald Reagan hadn't become President.
December 8, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 7: The 13 Best Words in a Christmas Special
Truer words have never been spoken.
December 7, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 6: Sitcoms Where Santa Is Real
I'm just saying, Stephanie Tanner would be in therapy after what she saw.
December 6, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 5: The Best Christmas ‘SNL’ Sketch
Rascally funny guys with hearts of gold are a staple of holiday comedy.
December 5, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 4: Horny Holidays!
It's perfect for listening to while driving at night to your favorite gathering spot or picking up fast food
December 4, 2025
The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 3: The 7UP Chainsaw Massacre?
It's the 7UP Spots' world, we're just living in it.
December 3, 2025
