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The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 14: Van Halen Saves Christmas in Dallas

When you think about it, Van Halen and Christmas are a lot alike.

December 14, 2025

Horror Secret Handshakes: ‘Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation’

This deserves to be one of those sicko cult movies that gets passed around every December, and I'll keep shouting about it until that's true. 

December 13, 2025

The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 13: I’ll Be Home for Quismoiss

Camilla Cabello sang five words and altered the arc of holiday history.

December 13, 2025

The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 10: The Dean Martin Christmas Show

So, now you know about The Dean Martin Christmas Show. Wanna watch it with us?

December 10, 2025

I Love This Cake and Her Gooey Body

My stupid recipe for classic St. Louis gooey butter cake has been Top Secret — but today I'm marking it unclassified.

December 9, 2025

The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 8: Ronald Reagan Selling Cigarettes, But Make it Festive

We wouldn't be giving this ad any attention if Ronald Reagan hadn't become President.

December 8, 2025

The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 6: Sitcoms Where Santa Is Real

I'm just saying, Stephanie Tanner would be in therapy after what she saw.

December 6, 2025