Welcome to Horror Secret Handshakes, a monthly column spotlighting horror stories off the beaten path that serve as an instant vibe check with new friends, acquaintances, and fellow fans. If you both know the story, you feel the bond.
I'm breaking the rules of my own column this month, because this particular film isn't something I've ever discussed with anyone else. I've never bonded with fellow fans over it. In fact I just discovered it weeks ago when doing research for another project. But given that the goal of Horror Secret Handshakes is to spotlight horror films with cult followings so strong they can form instant friendships, I feel a deep need to discuss this absolutely bonkers ride with y'all. I am certain that if I ever meet someone who feels the same way I do about it, we'll be fast friends. Plus I wanted to do a Christmas film for December.