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A Festive and Totally Reasonable Analysis of a Christmas Song That’s Slowly Driving Me Insane

How does one "hoop-dee-doo and dickory dock?" Andy Williams is dead and therefore cannot answer!

December 15, 2025

The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 15: Santa Got Run Over by a Wrestler

Celebrate the holidays with Santa Claus being chokeslammed, powerslammed and hit with a Stone Cold Stunner.

December 15, 2025

‘Twin Peaks’ 1×06 Recap: The Cabin in the Woods

Anything can happen in a town like Twin Peaks ...

December 15, 2025

The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 14: Van Halen Saves Christmas in Dallas

When you think about it, Van Halen and Christmas are a lot alike.

December 14, 2025

Horror Secret Handshakes: ‘Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation’

This deserves to be one of those sicko cult movies that gets passed around every December, and I'll keep shouting about it until that's true. 

December 13, 2025

‘Canada’s Drag Race’ 6×04 Recap: Gooped, Gagged, and Bewildered

'Canada's Drag Race' is the new flagship series of the franchise, full stop.

December 13, 2025

The 2025 Heistmas Advent Calendar Day 13: I’ll Be Home for Quismoiss

Camilla Cabello sang five words and altered the arc of holiday history.

December 13, 2025