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The 12 Days of 21st Century Christmas Horrors

Fiiiiive sinisteeeeer saaaaaaints!

December 13, 2024

Band Aid at 40: Do You Know the Wild Story Behind ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’?

Despite being a holiday season mainstay, the true story of the creation of "Do They Know It's Christmas?" is as unbelievable as it is unknown. Gather round, kids — here's the most fantastical holiday tale ever told.

December 12, 2024

My Special Christmas Tradition Is Googling ‘Jimmy Stewart Dick Size’

Because you and I both know he's swinging some wonderful pipe.

December 11, 2024

Pop Heist’s Gift Guide for Fans of the JFK Assassination

Every family's different, but the one thing we all have in common during the holidays is that we are all concerned about how President John F. Kennedy was killed and the conspiracy behind it. But does it have merch?

December 10, 2024

Hallmark Hit or Miss: ‘Sugarplummed’ Is a Transcendent Celebration of All Things Hallmark

Maggie Lawson plays an uptight lawyer who is shown the magic of Christmas via a chaotically cheerful movie character, played by Janel Parrish.

December 8, 2024

What to Gift Someone Who Is Exactly Us

Ultra-personal gifts aren't something you can engineer without the context of your relationship — they're ideas that arise from listening to someone all year, from knowing them well, anticipating their desires.

December 5, 2024

In Favor of the Analog: It’s Not Too Late To Send Your Christmas Cards

By participating in this small, frothy little ritual, you have placed value back on our relationships to one another.

December 2, 2024

Hallmark Hit or Miss: ‘Our Holiday Story’ Is a Rom-Com Turducken

Nikki DeLoach and Warren Christie star in a multigenerational Hallmark rom-com within a Hallmark rom-com.

December 2, 2024

I Want to Boink the Host of a Holiday Baking Show

I want to sugar his plums. Braid his babka. Crinkle his cookies. Brittle his peanuts. Puff his pastry.

December 2, 2024