fast food
I Ordered Burger King’s ‘Mandalorian & Grogu’ Bounty Bundle for Art Reasons
This is the Way ... to a heart-endangering amount of sodium.
May 22, 2026
Order Up! The 10 Best Fast Food Toys of All Time
Where does he get those wonderful toys? McDonald's, mostly.
February 4, 2026
The Boo Box: A History of Fast Food Freakouts
Sometimes the best Halloween haunts come with a side of fries.
October 3, 2025
Taco Bell Chicken Nuggets Are … Here, I Guess
My body recognizes it as "food product" but not "addictive food product I want more of."
January 10, 2025
A Post-Mortem on McDonald’s Chicken Big Mac
Now that McDonald’s has ended its Chicken Big Mac promotion, we say a few words on behalf of this tower of sauce and poultry.
