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Hallmark Hit or Miss: ‘All I Need for Christmas,’ Wherein a Twisted Sibling Rivalry Is Somehow Not the Focus
We need a prequel about Archer and Piper's extravagant and nightmarish childhood.
Hallmark Hit or Miss: ‘Leah’s Perfect Gift’ Is Perfectly Pleasant
When will Hallmark families learn that there's no such thing as a perfect Christmas?!
‘Creature Commandos’ Episode 3 Recap: A Bloody Shower of Limbs
G.I. Robot goes absolutely off on the Sons of Themyscira, blowing them apart in a bloody shower of limbs.
‘Star Wars: Skeleton Crew’ Episode 3 Recap: Follow the Leader
"Never mind. You'll understand when you're old."
Hallmark Hit or Miss: ‘Sugarplummed’ Is a Transcendent Celebration of All Things Hallmark
Maggie Lawson plays an uptight lawyer who is shown the magic of Christmas via a chaotically cheerful movie character, played by Janel Parrish.
‘Creature Commandos’ Episode 2 Recap: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men
Just as The Bride looks like she's about to get the upper hand, Circe magically changes her arms into wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men (you have to use the entire name).
Hallmark Hit or Miss: ‘A Dance in the Snow’ Is About Way More Than Just a Dance in the Snow
‘Creature Commandos’ Episode 1 Recap: Catnip To Weak Men
Circe's leading an army of the worst kinds of weak men, promising them the Amazons' island nation of Themyscira as a reward. Why is this a reward? All women, better waterfalls. Catnip to weak men.
‘Star Wars: Skeleton Crew’ Premiere Recap: Green for Go
"A tethered headset drops invitingly before Wim's noggin. Despite Fern's insistence and his own better judgment, he can't help but smack a blinking button. Green for go."
Hallmark Hit or Miss: ‘Our Holiday Story’ Is a Rom-Com Turducken
Nikki DeLoach and Warren Christie star in a multigenerational Hallmark rom-com within a Hallmark rom-com.
