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Bizarre Crimes 23: Sally Runs, Part One

This movie only looks like total chaos.

October 23, 2026

Heistoween Day 22: G.I. Joe vs. Universal Monsters

Finally, Serpentor gets to meet his dad! Well, one of his dads.

October 22, 2026

Bizarre Crimes 22: Franklin Keeps the Flashlight

The massacre takes its name from this moment, this primal shriek into the darkness, this spray of blood.

October 22, 2026

Heistoween Day 21: Top 5 Casket Matches in Pro Wrestling History

I think we can all relate to having to fight off a supernatural demonic figure with your dad, can't we?

October 21, 2026

Bizarre Crimes 21: Lunacy

It's not called "solarcy," you know.

October 21, 2026

Bizarre Crimes 20: Leatherface at Sundown

This breath for simple contemplation feels almost revolutionary.

October 20, 2026

Bizarre Crimes 19: The Third Victim

Those bad horoscopes were not worst case scenarios or warning of possibilities, but prophecies.

October 19, 2026

Heistoween Day 18: Sam Neilloween

Who else could make clawing out one's own eyes so endearing?

October 18, 2026

Bizarre Crimes 18: Everything Means Something, I Guess

It's a film about young people in America in 1973 learning that their country doesn't necessarily love them back.

October 18, 2026

Bizarre Crimes 17: The Saw

The Saw, as they said in later films, is indeed Family.

October 17, 2026