recaps
‘Star Wars: Skeleton Crew’ Episode 3 Recap: Follow the Leader
"Never mind. You'll understand when you're old."
December 11, 2024
‘Creature Commandos’ Episode 2 Recap: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men
Just as The Bride looks like she's about to get the upper hand, Circe magically changes her arms into wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men (you have to use the entire name).
December 6, 2024
‘Creature Commandos’ Episode 1 Recap: Catnip To Weak Men
Circe's leading an army of the worst kinds of weak men, promising them the Amazons' island nation of Themyscira as a reward. Why is this a reward? All women, better waterfalls. Catnip to weak men.
‘Star Wars: Skeleton Crew’ Premiere Recap: Green for Go
"A tethered headset drops invitingly before Wim's noggin. Despite Fern's insistence and his own better judgment, he can't help but smack a blinking button. Green for go."
December 3, 2024
