If you have even a passing familiarity with the work of drummer, singer, and Tarzan soundtrack composer Phil Collins, then you've probably heard the legend. It's impossible to avoid, really, even if you've just heard it in passing.
The legend is this: Collins' most famous song — "In the Air Tonight," lead single from his debut solo album Face Value — is based on a real incident of murder and/or drowning that Collins either witnessed, participated in, or both. All those dark lyrics about refusing to lend a hand to a drowning person and seeing "with my own two eyes" what someone just did have conjured decades of speculation over the song's true meaning. It's also complete nonsense, as the song's lyrics are actually a metaphorical look at Collins' first divorce.
So, what do we do with the knowledge that "In The Air Tonight," while a Banger, is not based on a real crime? We keep listening to it, but we start a new Phil Collins urban legend in its place! How? Well...
If I had to, gun to my head, name a favorite Phil Collins song, I'd probably name "Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)," because I'm a sucker for a big anthemic ballad. But, if I had to name a second favorite Phil Collins song, it's without question "Don't Lose My Number," from his 1985 album No Jacket Required.
Let's be clear about something: No Jacket Required might be the best Phil Collins album ever. It's got "Sussudio," it's got "One More Night," it's got "Take Me Home," and if you buy it on vinyl it even has...a jacket. But even among these hits, "Don't Lose My Number" stands out to me, not just because of its uptempo groove and its memorable chorus, but because it's got, for my money, the most esoteric and vaguely frightening lyrics in the Phil Collins catalog.
This is a song that opens with the line "They came at night, leavin' fear behind." We are, immediately, in the shadows, dealing with fear, dealing with "they." Who are they? Is that a singular or a plural version of the pronoun? Why are they leaving fear behind?
Well, if anyone knows, it's Billy, the main character of the song. Billy, if I'm following these lyrics correctly, is on the run — possibly from they, possibly from something else — and he's "never coming back." But, Collins warns, despite Billy never meaning to do anything wrong, "it's gonna get worse if he waits too long."
That takes us to the chorus, in which Collins entreats Billy: "Don't lose my number, cuz you're not anywhere that I can't find you!"
So, we've got a guy named Billy, he's running and he's never coming back. He left no evidence, so no one knows where to find him ... except legendary arena rock drummer and Tarzan composer Philip David Charles Collins!
What the hell is happening here?
Broadly speaking, much more than "In the Air Tonight," it feels like Collins is playing with a story song here, unspooling a narrative like a folk singer about a kid named Billy who's on the run after doing something that was either wrong or at least shocking enough to anger someone in power. If we follow that trail, it would seem like Collins, as the narrator, is some kind of ally for Billy, but then there's that implied threat in the chorus — "You're not anywhere that I can't find you." — despite the bridge promising that he's on Billy's side. If it is a story song, it's kinda falling apart already.
But what if it's not a story song? What if it's Collins confessing that he's the only man alive who can locate a fugitive from justice, codenamed "Billy" for the sake of a pop music audience. What if Phil Collins has the personal phone number of one of the people on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List? What if Phil Collins knows the Zodiac Killer? What if Phil Collins is in touch with Jimmy Hoffa?
According to Collins himself, the lyrics for "Don't Lose My Number" are not some kind of coded message, and they're not even a metaphor. They're just words he strung together while trying to write a song, working off the cuff, coming up with something that sounded good even if it had no real meaning. But ask yourself, as you consider the career of an artist who looks like your Dad's friend from work who somehow became a global pop superstar: Isn't that what somehow with a secret would want you to think?
What are you hiding, Phil Collins? What are you hiding?
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